I'm Ol' Gregg.

I bought my sisters birthday presents today! I won't say what it is incase she reads this, but I'm happy with them. And if she doesn't like them...tough kahootins, I'll have 'em.

I'm eating strawberry laces. Do Americans really not have strawberry laces, or is Jamie trying to make me sad? If you guys don't, I'm never going to live in America. I love English sweets. I don't think I could live without them. I should be so fat, it doesn't make sense how I'm underweight! I NEVER STOP EATING.

After next Friday, there's a 99% chance I'll never/almost never see some of my friends again. I said this to Sam, and he was like "I have MSN, we can talk there." But over the past 3 months, we've had two actual proper conversations, and one of them was about the fact that...after next Friday we probably won't ever see each other again. I miss Sam. I miss him a lot. Sucksssssssss.

I've eaten all my strawberry laces. I actually did the whole -turns packet upside-down and shakes- thing. -Sadness-

MySpace is so boring nowadays. It only exists for music and pointless quizzes for me anymore. I need to do something productive, I have way too much time on my hands. I was going to start learning Billy (my guitar, yes, I did name him), but I can't find the book. I think it's in Emma's room, but she says it's not.

Have you realised I'm typing every little thing that pops into my head? I needed something to do. Cheese is a kind of meat. Why yes! I am a huge, crazy Boosh fan! What's that? You don't know what the Boosh is? THE MIGHTY BOOSH. The most hilarious, surreal, insane TV show, ever. Youtube it. Now. No, I mean. Why are you still reading this? Go on! Go! YOUTUBE.

If you have just done as I said, and went to youtube, typed in 'The Mighty Boosh' and watched all the amazing Booshiness, you'll understand the title now.

Now, I'm off to...errr...get a drink. Yes, that's what I want to do.

Abyebye;
-C