I Would've Blogged Sooner, But...

This beaver came in to my room, right, and he wanted to take me to the moon, but then the Skunk came, and Beaver was like, "Oh no!" And then the skunk pulled a raccoon out of his pocket, and Raccoon took off his sunglasses and tried to vapourise Beaver with his lazer-beam-eyes and...is there any point in me continuing or do you know I'm lying? Okay, truth is, it's been really hot lately and I just didn't feel like sitting inside typing away on my computer.

But I do have some things to say, so it's all good.

LUCOZADE CAN TURN YOUR SKIN ORANGE...

...when it's poured on you.

Okay, Emma had a bottle of lucozade, in a bag in her bedroom as she'd bought it earlier that day. We (me, Emma and Maria) were watching Britain's Got Talent, while Emma had her laptop (which I'm using to type this on, actually) on her knee, I was next to her, and Maria had gone to get Emma her Lucozade. Maria returned, and passed it to Emma, before lying down again (we were lying in my mum and dad's room). Emma opens the drink, and all sounds good, but then...the explosion starts. Lucozade spilling out, she quickly moves her arm so rather than spilling all over her laptop, it spills all over me. I was wearing a white T-shirt, which is now stained orange. I was changing shirts when I looked at my stomach and noticed that it was orange. The Lucozade had stained me! Okay, so it came off on the second wash, but still...

HANNIBAL LECTER IS AWESOME

I've never not liked Hannibal. I never watched Hannibal up till last year, and I thought he was pretty cool. And yes, I do realise he eats people, but come on, he saw his little sister being eaten by evil men when he was a little boy! Anyway, I've watched Hannibal Rising, Red Dragon, and Silence of the Lambs (in the order of Hannibal Rising, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon). I never really got into it (Buffalo Bill was kinda freaky, but, I still liked the films), but I watched Red Dragon with Emma the other night, and I loved it. True, Hannibal is barely in it, but that film is not about Hannibal, is it? And anyway, when he is in it, he's great. Plus, he's portrayed by Anthony Hopkins, who plays Mr.Treves in 'The Elephant Man', which happens to be one of my favourite films, even if it does make me cry.

LAME DINOSAURS ARE GREAT

My favourite is the Dracorex Hogwartsia. Yes, that does mean Hogwarts, as in, Harry Potter. It apparently means "Dragon King of Hogwarts", but I think we all know that "Dracorex" is Draco-rex, as in Draco Malfoy. It was a herbivore with "a skull with spiky horns, bumps, and a long muzzle." (Source; Wikipedia. Oh, how reliable.)

Pwning Harry Potter since 70,000,000 BC.

I don't have anything else to say to you guys right now, but I promise to update every couple of days (unless I have absolutely NOTHING to say).

DFTBA readers.

-C