A Story.

A story Amy and I (and later Fay) wrote in PSE today when we had to do an hours sponsored silence.

Amy is blue, I am purple and Fay is pink.

Once on a rock there lay some poo. This chicken laid eggs, not lamb-chops because they look like Emma. In 30 days the hippos emigrate to Poland. Narnia looks very interesting, this is usual in Summer. Octopusses have blue tentacles which are never orange. Amy likes boys who sparkle like vampires [*angry vampire face*], but one day she saw me. This caused earthquakes in Wales (OMG dun-dun-dunnnnnn).* While you fished whales in space, I want Hermione Granger! Joe Harper is Fays! Exclamation mark? Fay what? Pigfarts. "Eww shhh pig." Pigeons are pink! Liar D<
THE END.

*This is where the story actually finished...but we carried on.